"I can’t remember when I DIDN’T want the Notre Dame football coach fired"
6-2, just barely
"Our offensive scheme is akin to a bum's nutsack: It reeks and nobody wants to see it."
Go Irish, beat Hokies
"The home crowd in Lane Stadium died of dysentery last night."
Virginia Tech sucks!
Analyzing VT's recent performance at home and under the lights
For our 2018 season preview, we aren’t doing opponent deep dives, or positional breakdowns, or anything that would require an above-average IQ. Instead, we’re playing to our strengths with a primer on how sober/buzzed/pantsless Irish fans should be for each game.