"The honorable thing to do would be to decline all bowl bids"
"It's clearly true that many ND fans are assholes (present company excluded, of course)"
Go Irish, beat Blue Devils
"I can’t remember when I DIDN’T want the Notre Dame football coach fired"
6-2, just barely
"Our offensive scheme is akin to a bum's nutsack: It reeks and nobody wants to see it."