Notre Dame, Our Blogger

Just another normal football post

"The honorable thing to do would be to decline all bowl bids"

7-2

"It's clearly true that many ND fans are assholes (present company excluded, of course)"

Go Irish, beat Blue Devils

"I can’t remember when I DIDN’T want the Notre Dame football coach fired"

6-2, just barely

"Our offensive scheme is akin to a bum's nutsack: It reeks and nobody wants to see it."

Go Irish, beat Hokies

"I feel like I want more losses now. We're stuck in Shitsville"