Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
In which we try to shed some light on what awaits the Irish on the other side of the ball against Michigan — specifically, what Shea Patterson brings to the table, and what sort of performance we might expect from him.
For our 2018 season preview, we aren’t doing opponent deep dives, or positional breakdowns, or anything that would require an above-average IQ. Instead, we’re playing to our strengths with a primer on how sober/buzzed/pantsless Irish fans should be for each game.
Here are some memories from the most brutal, snatching-defeat-from-the-jaws-of-victory breakdowns we have endured as Notre Dame football fans over the past decade. Enjoy?