NDNation Georgia Postmortem

(ED. NOTE: We don’t write these ourselves! We aren’t insane! This is part of a recurring series in which we compile actual posts from NDNation’s flagship forum, Rock’s House, into a semi-coherent narrative. Original post and explanation is here. We do this every week. Thank you for not yelling at us on Twitter anymore.)

The more I see of Book the more I think he’s Rees part 2. Book is quite possibly the dumbest person on the face of the Earth — and Kelly should have slapped the shit out of him during the game similar to a Holtz moment of going out onto the field and dragging him by the head to the sideline. What the chicken-fried fuck….?

I’ve never been so dejected about the state and future prospects of the program as I have been today. There is no hope with Kelly. My position on the state of Notre Dame football on this board ought to be pretty clear. In fact, it’s caused me to become a persona non grata around the athletic department. But we shouldn’t be spending our time or money or giving the platform to institutions and fan bases that are too fucking stupid to realize and appreciate who we are.

I have a dream… that one day all Notre Dame fans will realize just how full of shit Brian Kelly really is. Of course ND is not a good team. That was a given. That WE had the chance to win this game was laughable. Watching Kelly’s offense was like watching an old toothless man eat cole slaw. Chip Long should not have made the plane back to SB. Are we certain it’s Long calling the plays? Or does shit for brains handle playcalling? I ask because I do not know.

It’s a pansy ass offense that cannot succeed. Never understood all the praise heaped on Hiestand and Nelson and McGlinchey when they were at Notre Dame. Is it any harder than watching WI tape and duplicating what they do to become a great running team? We have the talent. Copy their scheme and practice. How hard could it be.

Kelly is an ineffectual buffoon. The entire offensive coaching staff needs to go. Like USC 2005 but without the balls. He owns a particular flavor of low rent, meathead / not-too-bright, deer in headlights, rageaholic mediocrity. He really is a stubborn, self-centered dullard. Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers.

Laying the state of the program at Swarbrick’s feet is misguided, he’s just another mouthpiece. I think he shoots crack into his eyeballs. He owes the fanbase an apology. It’s similar to the situation with the US Marine Corps. The young Marines don’t understand why I get so upset when I see a fat Marine. There use to be a time where you NEVER saw a fat Marine!

The fan involvement was impressive to the point of being slightly frightening. A girl in her early 20s was going batshit crazy over every bad call. Horrific screeching for three hours. Very angry. It seems to me that ignorance and hatred carries the day in most college football venues. Reminded me of Nuremberg.

BK 3.0 still learning not to be caught saying F*CK to the lads while being covered on national TV. Kelly is a zero accountability, low character piece of shit. Call me whatever. I hate Kelly more than most of you. Swarbrick continues to perpetuate a fraud. But the University pissed all over that, so that loyalty and expectation went the way of the grass in our stadium, into some dumpster out back. Another crappy team brought to you by a crappy athletic department run by a crappy administration headed by a crappy AD.

Our schedule is reheated dog jizz. We will go 11-1 against this lousy schedule, go to a major bowl, and lose to whatever upstart football program with a history dating to back to the introduction of 4G cell service.

2 Replies to “NDNation Georgia Postmortem”

  1. I really hope you are not serious in your ideas of how Notre Dame football is going. You seem to me like a 20 something blogger living in their mommy’s basement and sucking off her habitual tit because Brian Kelly may not of brought us back to a national championship and maybe never will. This is not because he is not doing his best as a coach this is because we cannot get the same talent as the elite of college football can. That is not a bad thing that is Notre Dame‘s way which you should root for and not just because you’re a front runner. Coach Kelly and the coordinators are doing everything they can with the talent they can get. This team is as close to being back to national championship status as we have been in a long time the sad part is wanna be fans like you who make them feel down every week even though they’re starting to step up and play at the level of the elite teams


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