NDNation Virginia Preview

(ED. NOTE: We don’t write these ourselves! We aren’t insane! This is part of a recurring series in which we compile actual posts from NDNation’s flagship forum, Rock’s House, into a semi-coherent narrative. Original post and explanation is here. We do this every week. Thank you for not yelling at us on Twitter anymore.)

Full page ad in the Athens Banner-Herald today. Check out our theme park in northern Indiana ! Thank you for not kicking our asses too badly. This is obsequious to the point of nausea. This is not the Notre Dame that once appealed to me, nor is worthy of my financial support. This is why we will never win another NC. Sickening. What a bunch of nerve. Who the fuck authorized this guy to speak on the behalf of me and other ND fans? If this guy has serious money and dorm named after him maybe use the money for something constructive like getting the Shanty Irish Prick off the sidelines. What an asshole. If there ever were a soy boy beta cuck move this is it.

I believe Kelly gave Book the clap. he’s a cock. I’m surprised Notre Dame Trump hasn’t weighed in. Dear Meathead kelly, if Va defines our season please pack your bags and leave SB. You are an assclown. you did sucked donkey dick. Massive doucheosity. The university would be better off with perennial 8-4 seasons than the embarrassment this guy delivers. Just comes down to either you’re a motivator or a sexy being. BK has consciously chosen the latter. His 75 mph man tits were a give away on that issue.

The coaches lead poorly. Intentionally poorly. I bet Brian Kelly was watching The Food Network. It doesn’t matter whether I watch or not, Brian Kelly is going to eventually blow the big game. He is an egotistical idiot who knows jackshit about building a top offense. Our coaches take a pu$$y approach. Perhaps Jack can monetize that angle? Definitely a tie in with Viagra. Check out our refractory period.

Starting to look like it’s going to be rainy Sat afternoon. Shitcan the game. Do not waste 3 hours on ND football. Glad it’s not going to be Stanford 2012, that was the most miserable I’ve been at football game ever. Get this smelly shit off of me.

Sounds like NBC is backing off SkyCam a bit per SBT. reminded me of my Mother-in-law’s bland ass cooking. I have yet to soar around the field like an epileptic pigeon during a game, which seems different than the enjoyable experience of viewing a game from a new angle in a seat at the stadium. How long until this camera is endowed? The L. K. Bong Sideline Camera has a nice ring to it. It’s not the size of the endowment, it’s the motion of the…ah, never mind.

ND is so completely devoid of any real vision but had hubris by the pantload. Cheaper than the day is long. No vision by to whore and spend. The deep cultural waters in which older farts like you, Leahy, me, and others marinated in during our times there have been overtopped by a series of tsunamis of piss merchants, who sell their wares like fine wines at first growths prices to those not steeped as we were. RIP, ND of yore. All hail, the ND of CSC money changers. Signed, Your Loyal Sons of ND Nation.

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