NDNation Syracuse Postmortem

(ED. NOTE: We don’t write these ourselves! We aren’t insane! This is part of a recurring series in which we compile actual posts from NDNation’s flagship forum, Rock’s House, into a semi-coherent narrative. Original post and explanation is here. We do this every week. Thank you for not yelling at us on Twitter anymore.)

Out celebrating? Boy, winning makes this place eerily quiet. If this is supposed to be an accusation, then yes, as a matter of fact. I’d bet most people around here prefer to enjoy the satisfaction of a win like today with a few drinks with friends and family versus giving internet high fives.

Personally, I haven’t watched a game live this month out of the Lucy fear factor. But I’m an acknowledged wimp. It would appear that someone shot Lucy. About time someone took out that bitch. I suspect it was Linus the tortured artist.

Thank you for showing up, Mr. Orange. You’re cute. Got a lotta moxie. Safe trip home. had we not stepped on our own dicks most of the day, we would have given the committee something to really think about….Good Lord…take a drink and calm down. Do you watch other college football games?

What’d that guy from UCF say? he should talk about Michigan. The team that’s poised to make the playoffs with a loss that also looked like stinky poo against Indiana yesterday. I don’t want to hear about UM is so different than Sept. 1. They are above-average in the B1G. Give them a free bowl of soup.

Definition of those who think ND will be left out of playoff if undefeated: Breast fed until age 12. Mom held your hand when crossing the street until you went to high school. Wet the bed until high school and likely blamed the dog.

If Kelly can get to this point, think what a great coach could do. It’s almost like it’s not a Brian Kelly team. He lucked into Lea. How does one “get lucky with a hire?” A: I suppose with a hooker? But since we’re not talking about hookers…we are winning in spite of him. It was luck. I also have no problem in seeing some divine inspiration here.

I never will be able to say I understand the play calling. Our coaching is at times abysmal. I wish Kelly were not coach. If he resigned between USC and the Playoffs, I would not be the least bit concerned or upset.

the middle of our D is getting gouged by the run. ND seems to lack bodies and beef at DT. The Score Looks Good, But……the dreaded “eye test” not so much. Sloppy and inconsistent offense against a mediocre team.

I haven’t seen USC/Daniels play. He has a really shitty mustache. Okwara should decapitate him. If we lose to Southern Cal, we should skip all the bowls. the favorite has won every time since the 2011 debacle. My dad drank so much during that blood shedding he stopped drinking for three years after. No joke and no exaggeration.

I’d really like to beat Sc by 50 plus points. I hate those motherfuckers. I hate everything about that place–the neighborhood, the soft ass mentality, the front running fans, that piece of shit stadium, everything. The only thing that would make the day better would be if that f-cking horse died.

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