NDNation Stanford Preview

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90% of rain Saturday afternoon. Will Stanford be Michigan 2.0? in a big moment, the urinal was shat. God help us. I want a team that pisses lightening and craps thunder…..Mentally. A team that does the little things that matter and plays the absolute best brand of midwestern football.

Do you like playing Stanford every year? I think that is excessive. I’d much rather deal with traditional midwest assholes like Purdue or MSU. Don’t feel a need to accomodate WC assholes.

The Ideal ND Football Schedule:

@ Alabama

Michigan State

Arkansas

@ Wisconsin

Clemson

**BYE**

@ Florida State

Stanford

@ Texas

@ Ohio State

Oregon

LSU

@ USC

I see 8 wins built in based on 2019. Another 3 wins and ND is in the playoff. I know tonight is a big drinking night but you sir are in the lead.

Costello out? Of course we’ll go full air raid in the rain to create another heisman candidate. If Brian gets his chance, he will find a way to fuck it up then deflect blame onto others. This years team is not good. I don’t mean to be an asshole. I just don’t think Kelly has proven anything, and I think the win totals are cheap.

Do you believe Book will return? I do. And Jurkovec will transfer. And the team will be the worse for both moves.

USC leaning towards keeping Helton. My interest in college football has long been fading. Southern Cal hiring Rhule would end it permanently. They should go after Brian Kelly. Full court press. assuming we get an Urbie, Saban, or Dabo…How about Jason Garrett? He could be available no matter what Jerry’s saying right now. I’d take a dead cat over asshole Grimace.

Kelly’s extension wiil be announced within 72 hours of the conclusion of Stanford game. Win or lose. Plans for Kelly’s statue will begin following next 10 win season. Statue? You misspelled “pyramid.” Kelly’s extension will be lifetime and even after he dies he will coach us from his sarcophagus. Kelly is the Evercoach, unceasing, eternal. He is the sun, which is why he loses when it rains.

Bad games, non-elite team……….No one really cares anymore. Well done, Jack, you fucking asshole. I only watched the first 2 games and that told me all I needed to know. NBC could easily buy us out and then double/triple their afternoon ratings with figure skating. We kill our golden goose and the cry as we sing Danny boy at the funeral of our one of a kind tv contract. Hello aka Southern Conference full membership. We had no choice. Where is our check.

It’s like buying Sears and JC Penney in 2019. Then grinning ear to ear when you don’t lose value on any given day. Sears like ND is dying while selling us cheap assed Chinese import goods, while BK, Savvy and their media honks sell us MAC and ACC dregs wins as if there’re up to the Tiffany standards of yore. Gag me with a Black Friday special hot curling iron. the circle jerk is now complete.

“You boomers just can’t let the past go” .. that’s a brilliant knuckle dragger tool type comment. See Lou on the sideline. Energy, passion and also high 5 ing. Kelly ummmmmm you never see this in him and certainly the players feed off this. Kelly couldn’t carry Holtz’s jock. I reject the notion that Kelly isn’t as bad as Davie, Ty, Weis. I prefer Davie to Kelly because I never had to see Davie years 6-10.

kelly’s abrasive, vulgar and pedestrian bullying personality do not reflect well on the University. He’s not likeable guy. That’s on him. What little success he may have, for me, is overshadowed by that…I have it on good authority that Brian Kelly went to a bar in Allendale (GVSU) with his assistant coaches one night. At the end of the night, when Kelly went to take a piss, everyone left, and stuck him with the bill and no ride home.

Jenkins should oversee a public neutering of our program. The chemical castration we’ve been experiencing for quite a while now has left me with some unpleasant side effects. Might as well get it over with as that’s been his and Swarbrick’s wet dream for a long time now. it would take a lot more than just farting. At some point, you’d have to mix in some chunks. Big ones.