NDNation Louisville Preview

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This just in: Louisville is making this game a “blackout”. Sure, why wear school colors for a big game? And will follow that with a “Hot Brown”-out. Which is inevitably followed by a cheese-slowed grumbly. With the stadium lots opening early there will be lots of drunk birds out. my preggo wife would cut my balls off. Ooooohhhh weeeeeeee!!!!!!!

I think ND will surprise us. And not in a good way. Who here doesn’t believe deep down in their soul that the Louisville game could be a three-point squeaker down to the last play? Because it’s Brian Kelly. I fully expect Satterfield to make our coach look foolish. We have “a” (good) coach…for me to poop on.

ND better be primed because you know the Cards are. Louisville will be lucky to make a bowl this year. That doesn’t mean we will win. UofL folks connected to the Ath. Dept. tell us their first practices have been maniacal in intensity. Like crazed animals with no souls. Wade into them…spill their blood… Shoot them in the guts. Rip open their belly..

Dear Brian Kelly. Let my dream begin…RUN THE FUCKING BALL TO SETUP THE PASS. IF OUR RUNNING GAME CAN’T BE STOPPED, FUCK THE PASS. ND shouldn’t have to throw a pass to beat Louisville. our coaches seemed to have all but ruined a talent like Jurkovec. Ian Book will regress. our offense will be crap.

I’m pretty amazed at how chickenshit most of our fans are. People who are satisfied with BK have settled for mediocrity. he disrespected Ara, Devine, and Lou. With the spineless leadership of JJ and the ineptitude and absence of accountability of JS, Kelly has no need to perform at historical ND standards. ND would permanently surrender all moral high ground if it recognized wins vacated by the NCAA. They’d be lying. Moral high ground? Is that the bulge in Jack’s drawers when he walks around the monstrosity that used to be The House that Rockne built?

What has prompted JS to run a preseason victory lap with his middle finger firmly extended in the direction of the cynical fans? It’s an absolute travesty that ND continues to employ him and is the reason I continue to boycott all sports. All that is missing is Savvy and Jenkins lifting their cheeks to fart noisily in NDN’s general direction.

Kelly must show he can win big games. He’s never won one. He drinks his own pee. He sucks. losses don’t get vacated. We get to proudly talk about that turd against Bama for the rest of time. Even if he manages to win a NC at ND. He still sucks.

Oh, Brian! Oh, Brian! The Siren song from WKRB is calling you, “Brian, come back to Cincinnati! We love you! Come back. We will give you anything you want! Girls, farm animals, an extra wide mirror. You name it.”

Typical Card fan: Drunk and talking shit. You got that right. That’s about all they’re good for. They are the gold standard of delusional crybabies. that and the ability to puke in public with hardly a notice.

Kentucky fan here. Run up the score on their third rate ghetto commuter school, lying cheating, miserable, pathetic, crybaby a$$eS. No beatdown on those punks is too great. We’ll wipe up the field with what’s left of their sorry a$$ at the end of the season. We’re going to win one for the strippers! It’s in the cards.