NDNation Postseason Update

(ED. NOTE: We don’t write these ourselves! We aren’t insane! This is part of a recurring series in which we compile actual posts from NDNation’s flagship forum, Rock’s House, into a semi-coherent narrative. Original post and explanation is here. We do this every week. Thank you for not yelling at us on Twitter anymore.)

The Garth Brooks thing stunned me. Another reason for all those anti-Irish pro-conference talking heads to explode. Garth leading Irish cheers with a packed stadium in the pouring rain, pretty girls with ND logos on their cheeks, fun fun fun. SEC, Big Integer folks must still have their heads in the toilet this morning from an all-night barf. I hope it added some misery to the meth addled fans of those teams.

I’m not a country music guy, but I’ve been to two Garth shows and they knocked other live shows I’ve seen (Motley Crue, Metallica, The Wiggles) out of the park. Everybody loves fruit salad (yummy yummy). Other schools play conference championships games. We host country megastar Garth Brooks instead. How do you like that 13th data point? I do not have the slightest doubt that if he thought it would bring in a few dollars, Rockne would have had a circus resident in the stadium during the off-season.

Garth is a poor representative of what Nd stands for. Namely: intellectual rigor and Catholicism. He is not very bright. What a dumb post. You are a fool. NotreDameOurBlogger going to have field day with this one.

Rashan Gary – not a real Michigan Man. Skipping bowl. Peach Bowl? I thought they were going to the Poulan dick eater Bowl. Welp, see ya.

Book simply is incapable of throwing an accurate pass over 30 years right now. he is a train wreck. he doesn’t trust his receivers. That issue caused me to break a commandment several times throughout the year.

-13 Clemson, huh? I would come out of retirement at that number. But I love my wife so I will pass and play with monopoly money or bet my neighbor Ed. I hear Ed’s line is ND -3. What is “Ed’s line” Some outlier sports book? Good luck.

Clemson is one of the 17 teams that has a winning record against ND (1-2). sigh …I have seen this # go up since Holtz was coach. dang, f all those hatters out there. Send me your address so I can send you a bag of dicks. Hey DICK. I just made an assumption. WTF get a life DICK.

Instead of BK 2.0, can we start referring to him a CCK? As in: Competent Coordinator Kelly. Kelly is too impulsive. he’s just an average football mind in his eleventy billionth year of coaching. Pitt and USC both would have been complete disasters if they were against Clemson or Alabama. expect Kelly to continue to fail in every single major game he coaches in.

All four of these teams have a legitimate shot. Alabama has a hurt QB. Oklahoma hasn’t much of a defence. ND has BK. We have a blind squirrel due to find an acorn. Climpsum is a good team. We’re going to kill them and then beat up their families in the parking lot.

What is face for the Cotton Bowl? Going to cost a few cans of chicken soup. Most of us will be shit-faced. Hopefully a happy shit-face after the game. That’s actually a self-fulfilling prophecy. You mean I wet my pants 6 times for no good reason?

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