NDNation Pittsburgh Postmortem

(ED. NOTE: We don’t write these ourselves! We aren’t insane! This is part of a recurring series in which we compile actual posts from NDNation’s flagship forum, Rock’s House, into a semi-coherent narrative. Original post and explanation is here. We do this every week. Thank you for not yelling at us on Twitter anymore.)

There’s no such thing as a trap game. It’s just a term used to excuse a shitty performance against a shitty team. Kelly is a )!(&. You’ve been a Kelly suck ass from day 1. That’s an understatement. I don’t see the point in just writing this off as “winning’s hard.” That’s not helpful.

a sect of ND fans needs us to win to vindicate their ideological devotion to Lobotomy-Survivor Grimace. Smug Shanty dolt. When did winning 8 in a row become a big deal? Or going 17-3? You mention them like I should give a shit. I think you know how this Kelly arrogant crap show usually plays out.

“Nobody in this building, including myself, is concerned about the lack of a running game.” Our head coach. Which building is that? The Porta-potty? Kelly blows mud in his drawers. We laid a maggot infested smelly turd today. He called the shit, poop! I turned the game off after the first half and mowed the yard. I came back in, saw the final score and dropped a deuce. (yawn) it’s another trip to the Toilet Bowl, just like the turd I dropped. One poop reference is poetic license; two is bordering on a fetish. I miss the troughs in the men’s room.

4,000 men on campus- not one can kick it out of the endzone? Wimps. Back in my days at ND, every guy could line up and kick it out of the end zone. Well, except for the guys from Zahm.

jtron TOO TOO loud. My Wife put tissue in her ears. I refuse to accept that this is how ND has to be. I’m disappointed to say I won’t be attending another game until they turn the volume down. I was at UofM this weekend And the music they played was awful…much had explicit lyrics.

ND sent the ACC 8 plays it says were obvious missed holds. Sour grapes. Bush league. typical BK poor sportsmanship. I’ve felt adrift ever since I cancelled my subscription to the B1G Network. hope we don’t make the playoff. We would get creamed. USC will curbstomp ND.

The fat ref was Pitt’s best blocker. This is why people hate Notre Dame. People hate dinguses who think they are really cute. They have a point. I hope they all die soon. Fans, players, students, faculty, all of them.

Anybody care to dissect the 4th down playcall? Kelly emasculates his OL. basically just called them a bunch of bleepies. They should be pissed at that call and want to choke Kelly. I haven’t scared the kids by yelling at Kelly in a few years mostly because I haven’t cared; but on that play the family thought I was going to throw something through a window.

The 4th down play would not have been necessary had Book not slid a half a yard BEFORE THE FIRST DOWN MARKER on third down. Sometimes self preservation has to be ignored. he could have faked a slide and did a somersault and would have got the first down and more.

Life is too short to have all this angst. We are still in it and I like our chances against Bye. I might be wrong – will not be the first time.

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