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Kelly’s low-rent cronyism approach to staffing has resulted in the waste of talent. He’s a turd of a coach. a fart in a hot skillet. Metallic urine! Dogs ballz. Smells like cabbage. Ideal for a urologist. If every season under Kelly went similar to 2015, 2017, and 2018 there would still be optimism.
Ten meat popsicles separating Saban & Swinney from Kelly. He should be a scout, not a head coach. I really think in year 10 he is going to figure it all out!! Who is the market? Suckas. Also, idiots and fanboys.
Notre Dame ranked 47th out of 130 in YPP. Glad we didnt lose Chip Long. Not sure why people think he’s great. Given that we played shit teams then we are even worse than our shit 47th ranking would indicate. Kelly will keep his balls to the wall philosophy of trying to score as many pts. as possible. It’s a crap offensive system and there is zero hope for improvement. Soft and God-awful. I’m jealous of the Wisc running game.
Avery Davis has been moved to cornerback. if he was at SC, they’d bulk him up to an OLineman. And he’d be a starter by 2020. Drue Tranquill projected to go to patriots in 7th round. Add 15 lbs. and move to fullback. Does he drink beers? Tweeter loves beer.
Familiarity breeds contempt. When Brian Kelly looks at Michigan, he sees himself. I’d hate Michigan, too, if I were him. ND won by one TD…I don’t get the guy’s arrogance. I’d prefer our coaches, Kelly included, not taunt other schools in public. Leave that to internet posters on message boards!
Javon McKinley was arrested at 4:47 a.m.??? What the hell was he doing out that late? I don’t get your panty bunching angst. ain’t got pussy lips, fool!!! I remember watching a few sunrises with an SMC student from the roof of the Architecture building to end the evening. (And no, I wasn’t even an Architecture major.) Was she helping you erect something? I needed very little help.
Many talented ND players simply don’t “want it” enough to make the effort. Our recruits are also consistently overrated by the services. I’ve talked to people in the recruiting services who admit they inflate ratings of Notre Dame recruits in order to sell subscriptions and increase page views. We’re not in court here and it’s not a criminal conspiracy to overrate recruits, so I’m not compelled to respond further to your chest puffing about proof.
You are such a pathetic, besotten homer. Dogs Balls posting. It’s an mediocre class. For BK, two 2 Star recruits added together equal a 4 Star. There are NO skill difference makers on Offense or the D-line. Kelly simply gets outworked by other schools. He doesn’t kill himself recruiting. He is basically lazy. Fate will bite you in the ass. Pad your ass.
The energy has left the building. We’re in maintenance mode, and BK is happy to collect $4-5 million per year while maximizing his hourly rate. what’s the point of worrying about being in a playoff? This really is purgatory. Much worse than 4-8 in 2016, because it’s robbed us of even having hope for the future.
Years 1-9 were Operation: Shantytime. He’s building dumpster fire. a song about death and leaving loved ones behind pretty much describes the relationship between Notre Dame and its fans over the past 25 years.
Bob Stoops is back in coaching. going to coach the Dallas team of the XFL. He probably got tired of sitting in Chicago and waiting for Swarbrick to get his head out of his ass and take the hint. I would say that the stars are aligning nicely for ND to woo Stoops over to South Bend the next time Kelly inevitably shits the bed again. It’s better than constantly shiting the bed ever second season like we have since holts.
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