NDNation Vanderbilt Postmortem

Please don’t let your mother think these are my own words.

That was a crap fest of a game and Kelly should be embarest. Embarrassed. 1 too many beers. Why don’t you do 6 shots of 151 Rum w Tabasco And chug 6 Old Milwaukee beers, eat 12 deviled eggs and a package of sugar free Haribo gummy bears while watching the replay? I, for one, have stopped giving a damn. Nice to have relaxing Saturdays year round, in fact.

This time last year they looked terrible against a UGA of questionable strength.
How do we truncate Kelly’s tenure? Pray he runs the table and actually gets an offer from a pro team, because he’ll take it, before we get wrecked by a legit playoff school. Then we can help him pack.

We are 3-0 but hardly belong in the top ten. We are barely a top 15 team. The offense is a joke. Apparently only NDNation watches our games. I actually fell asleep during yesterday’s game. First time ever. Another wasted opportunity, of 4 hours that I’ll never get back. The football gods look at this roster…and like a Greek tragedy it is ignored.

Not trying to start a riot, but our team has a real shot to be the worst undefeated regular season team since BYU in the 80s. And by worst, I mean, the most poorly coached. I’m not sure we can beat any decent team. Good thing Tracy Morgan was coaching Vanderbilt.

Wisconsin probably wishes that they wouldve won by 5 today. This is worth mentioning because of all of the praise Wisconsin gets on this board. But I couldn’t give a rats ass. it wasn’t worth mentioning. Chryst is still a Good coach, Kelly will always suck. Brian Kelly is a poltroon.

Kelly’s halftime speeches are not garbage! They are irrelevant. Garbage is a synonym for his halftime adjustments. It inspired me…to run for the bathroom. I still have the chills…shit chills. Our players would run through a sprinkler for him.

Our defense isn’t generally good. I think the V wr caught that last pass. We had to hope for a clean puntt…..That’s crap.

Vandy’s D had zero sacks. If the OL is soft, just exactly how flaccid is their DL? Stat box omits one huge factor: We have a moron and ass for a coach. Worth -17 per game. Syracuse will roll us. They have a coach who has a fucking clue. If we weren’t 3-0 already, I’d say 6-7.

ACross was right about this offense. It’s the worst of Kelly’s tenure. That was the ugliest 250 yard rushing performance I’ve ever seen. I think Wimbush + Bobby Petrino = Heisman. Time for Jurkovic to show his hipe.

Rock’s House shockingly subdued. Watched that garbage on DVR. Is everyone just resigned now to endless mediocrity? Only a marshmallow-soft schedule is going to save BK from another 2016 this season. Everyone’s passed out drunk…and depressed! I think I threw up in my mouth a lil bit today.. Ugh.

I don’t want to fire Kelly. I want to set him on fire. I want to burn him alive. I wonder if Kelly is real or just a nightmare I can’t wake up from. But then to paraphrase Descartes, He stinks, therefore he is. Orange stars, yellow moons, purple face and green clover.